i just hate human beings so much sometimes like we all evolved from the same goddamn amoeba yet we teach our kids to hate each other based on things nobody has any control over imagine if we learned to hate each other over the length of our fingers or the speed of our regular heartbeat it’s fucking stupid as hell and i perpetuate these prejudices in ways i don’t even understand and it makes me sick to think i’m doing and thinking and saying awful things without even knowing it
Rosencrantz: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
Guildenstern: No, no, no… Death is “not.” Death isn’t. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can’t not be on a boat.
Rosencrantz: I’ve frequently not been on boats.
Guildenstern: No, no… What you’ve been is not on boats."
— Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (via genocidaltheta)
In honor of Shakespeare’s birthday, I thought it’d be fun to do a meme. The criteria are simple:
- Record yourself reading a Shakespearean monologue.
- Post it and tag it with “shakespeare monologue meme.”
That’s it. That’s the meme. What you read and how you read it is up to you! Playing multiple times is encouraged. :D
the ending of romeo and juliet is so amazing, a huge public wedding for romeo and juliet and they have four kids, mercutio and benvolio spend many happy years together before dying as old men, tybalt goes to anger management and becomes a pastry maker, why on earth do people call this a tragedy
The data on the drive to which I’d backed up my stolen laptop is, apparently, unrecoverable.
I have lost about a decade’s work. Stories, poems, recordings, works in progress, just gone.