You know, the Texan Senator who filibustered for over 13 hours to get an anti-abortion bill stopped?
Remember how they pushed it through anyway?
Well, a few days before it would go into effect, a federal judge ruled that it was unconstitutional.
Anonymous said: nikki minaj is a gross fuck who is overly sexual and uses too many swear words I'd rather listen to something decent like mozart.
Mozart - “Leck mich im Arsch” - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c
the fact that my idea for an MCU-verse Volstagg food tourism show in which he experiences the wonders of Midgardian cuisine and sometimes his children and wife appear has not gone viral and been greenlighted by Marvel is why we can’t have nice things
it wouldn’t even have to be food tourism it could totally be educational too
Volstagg visiting a Sikh Langar and learning the history of how revolutionary it was to have a common kitchen without regard for caste
Volstagg learning the history of sourdough bread
Volstagg being amazed by the midgardian technology that produces oreos
Volstagg visiting Hatch, New Mexico and learning about green chile and making hilarious faces when he tries the spicy food but Gudrun thinks it’s great
it would be lots and lots of volstagg getting kicked out of all you can eat buffets
But to put that another way, the ground was so solidly packed with the interlocked skeletons of 17th-century victims of the Great Plague that the Tube’s 19th-century excavation teams couldn’t even hack their way through them all. The Tube thus had to swerve to the side along a subterranean detour in order to avoid this huge congested knot of skulls, ribs, legs, and arms tangled in the soil—an artificial geology made of people, caught in the throat of greater London."
i read shit like this and think what could my imagination possibly have to add
like how do i write something about london that’s weirder than london already is?
What a city. WHAT a city. (hugs it)